There are no posts on this blog (explanation).

To confirm your suspicions, yes, it is safe to assume that the reason I have not posted on my X-rated blog more than once in over two years is because I have been living a completely clean life devoid of all of the evils including, but not limited to: evils of the flesh, alcohol, heroin and prescription medication, sexuality, caffeine, sugar and sugar-substitute, and even gluttony. Buzz me if I've missed any, because I can assure you I have not participated in them. This post is hereby all the proof my parents will ever need.

And please send money, I've used it all on hookers.

Cheers,
Ashley